The 11 Most Unintentionally Poignant Drunk Celebrity Videos

Watch them. All of them. I laughed until I drooled.

EDIT: The Affleck video is apparently "unavailable." I found it here.

There are still some people in this world who make me appreciate my life, even as it is right now. I present to you...

The Leave Britney Spears Alone.. um, guy

"Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

Miss Teen South Carolina's brilliant answer.

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Wait, what?

Ladies and gentlemen of my friends page, I present to you...

Dan Radcliffe's ass.

Thanks for the heads-up from grrwoo.

Dan Radcliffe to do a nude scene in a play.

First Reese Witherspoon, now Natalie Portman. Oh, the humanity ( Read more... )

Because kendokamel was asking earlier today:

"My Fair Brady" Co-Stars to Wed on TV

Oprah turned away from French store Hermes.

THE. STORE. WAS. CLOSED. DUMBASS. The people who were already in there most likely got in BEFORE the store closed, and were just finishing their shopping. Not to mention you're not a goddess everywhere. Get over yourself.

ALF!! Doing a commercial! For 10-10-220!!!

ALF, I TELL YOU!!!!!!